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		<title>Julia and Viviane Take on 5 Guys</title>
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		<title>Russian Album Covers</title>
		<description>English Russia presents a collection of Soviet Russian album covers.

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		<title>Look at This Fucking Hipster</title>
		<description>A tumblr blog of various hipsters caught in action...



Look at This Fucking Hipster. </description>
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		<title>STFU, Marrieds.</title>
		<description>“Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence.”
STFU, Marrieds

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		<title>What Does ONE TRILLION DOLLARS Look Like?</title>
		<description>Next time you hear news about 'the economic downturn' and the various bailouts, think for a second about what One Trillion Dollars might look like...

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		<title>This is Why You&#8217;re Fat.</title>
		<description>Where dreams become heart attacks.
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		<title>Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn&#8217;t Fucking Work</title>
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Technorati Tags: sony </description>
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		<title>Christian Bale vs. Bill O&#8217;Reilly: The Mash-Up!</title>
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Technorati Tags: bill o'reilly, christian bale, tantrums </description>
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		<title>Stripper Fail (SFW)</title>
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As seen on The Fail Blog. </description>
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		<title>This Pizza Tastes Like Hope: The Obama Inauguration Pizza</title>
		<description>'Not Quite Nigella' creates a lovely Barack Obama Inauguration Pizza.

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