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		<title>Julia and Viviane Take on 5 Guys</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:46:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Russian Album Covers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[English Russia presents a collection of Soviet Russian album covers.

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		<title>Look at This Fucking Hipster</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 14:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A tumblr blog of various hipsters caught in action&#8230;

Look at This Fucking Hipster.
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<p><a title="Look at This Fucking Hipster" href="http://www.latfh.com/" target="_blank">Look at This Fucking Hipster</a>.</p>
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		<title>STFU, Marrieds.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence.”
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence.”<br />
<a href="http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">STFU, Marrieds</a></p>
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		<title>What Does ONE TRILLION DOLLARS Look Like?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 01:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next time you hear news about &#8216;the economic downturn&#8217; and the various bailouts, think for a second about what One Trillion Dollars might look like&#8230;

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		<title>This is Why You&#8217;re Fat.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:10:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn&#8217;t Fucking Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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Technorati Tags: sony

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		<title>Christian Bale vs. Bill O&#8217;Reilly: The Mash-Up!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:24:02 +0000</pubDate>
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Technorati Tags: bill o&#8217;reilly, christian bale, tantrums

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		<title>Stripper Fail (SFW)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
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As seen on The Fail Blog.
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		<title>This Pizza Tastes Like Hope: The Obama Inauguration Pizza</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Not Quite Nigella&#8216; creates a lovely Barack Obama Inauguration Pizza.

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