<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Swollen. &#187; Uncategorized</title>
	<atom:link href="http://swollen.net/category/uncategorized/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://swollen.net</link>
	<description></description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:55:24 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>iJammer and eBumper!</title>
		<link>http://swollen.net/2010/06/24/ijammer-and-ebumper/</link>
		<comments>http://swollen.net/2010/06/24/ijammer-and-ebumper/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 15:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Parody]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[distort]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ebumper]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hungee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ijammer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toys]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://swollen.net/?p=312</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[NO PARENTS ALLOWED!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>NO PARENTS ALLOWED!<br />
<BR><br />
<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9I2tEybYDu0&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9I2tEybYDu0&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://swollen.net/2010/06/24/ijammer-and-ebumper/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn&#8217;t Fucking Work</title>
		<link>http://swollen.net/2009/02/10/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt-fucking-work/</link>
		<comments>http://swollen.net/2009/02/10/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt-fucking-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://swollen.net/?p=251</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: sony]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer2/flvplayer.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="355" flashvars="videoid=93143&#038;slug=sony_releases_new_stupid_piece_of&#038;autostart=false&#038;"></embed><br />
<!-- technorati tags start -->
<p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;">Technorati Tags: <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sony" rel="tag">sony</a></p>
<p><!-- technorati tags end --></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://swollen.net/2009/02/10/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt-fucking-work/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart</title>
		<link>http://swollen.net/2008/10/03/sarah-palin-debate-flow-chart/</link>
		<comments>http://swollen.net/2008/10/03/sarah-palin-debate-flow-chart/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 20:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[debate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[election]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mccain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sarah palin]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://swollen.net/?p=208</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_209" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img class="size-full wp-image-209" title="sarah-palin-debate-chart" src="http://swollen.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/sarah-palin-debate-chart.jpg" alt="Sarah Palin Debate Chart" width="500" height="417" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Sarah Palin Debate Chart</p></div>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://swollen.net/2008/10/03/sarah-palin-debate-flow-chart/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>John McCain Gets BarackRoll&#8217;d</title>
		<link>http://swollen.net/2008/09/07/john-mccain-gets-barackrolld/</link>
		<comments>http://swollen.net/2008/09/07/john-mccain-gets-barackrolld/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://swollen.net/?p=206</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: john mccain, barak obama, rickroll, barakroll]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_TiQCJXpbKg&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_TiQCJXpbKg&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />
<!-- technorati tags start -->
<p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;">Technorati Tags: <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/john mccain" rel="tag">john mccain</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/barak obama" rel="tag">barak obama</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rickroll" rel="tag">rickroll</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/barakroll" rel="tag">barakroll</a></p>
<p><!-- technorati tags end --></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://swollen.net/2008/09/07/john-mccain-gets-barackrolld/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Chinese people encounter their first fortune cookies</title>
		<link>http://swollen.net/2008/08/28/chinese-people-encounter-their-first-fortune-cookies/</link>
		<comments>http://swollen.net/2008/08/28/chinese-people-encounter-their-first-fortune-cookies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://swollen.net/?p=205</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[(Fortune cookies are an American creation&#8230;) Technorati Tags: china, chinese, fortune cookie]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bp4IGgQoVQE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Bp4IGgQoVQE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br />
(Fortune cookies are an American creation&#8230;)<br />
<!-- technorati tags start -->
<p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;">Technorati Tags: <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/china" rel="tag">china</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chinese" rel="tag">chinese</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fortune cookie" rel="tag">fortune cookie</a></p>
<p><!-- technorati tags end --></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://swollen.net/2008/08/28/chinese-people-encounter-their-first-fortune-cookies/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Office: Japanese version (Saturday Night Live spoof)</title>
		<link>http://swollen.net/2008/05/18/the-office-japanese-version-saturday-night-live-spoof/</link>
		<comments>http://swollen.net/2008/05/18/the-office-japanese-version-saturday-night-live-spoof/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 13:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://swollen.net/?p=202</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8wHvT97oIBg&#038;hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8wHvT97oIBg&#038;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://swollen.net/2008/05/18/the-office-japanese-version-saturday-night-live-spoof/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Car Accident on Live TV</title>
		<link>http://swollen.net/2007/12/13/car-accident-on-live-tv/</link>
		<comments>http://swollen.net/2007/12/13/car-accident-on-live-tv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:39:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://swollen.net/2007/12/13/car-accident-on-live-tv/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A reporter in Louisville, Kentucky is at an intersection talking about an earlier accident and how dangerous the intersection is, when all of the sudden&#8230;. http://view.break.com/409333 &#8211; Watch more free videos Technorati Tags: car accident]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A reporter in Louisville, Kentucky is at an intersection talking about an earlier accident and how dangerous the intersection is, when all of the sudden&#8230;.</p>
<p><object width="464" height="392"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/NDA5MzMz"></param><embed src="http://embed.break.com/NDA5MzMz" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="464" height="392"></embed></object><br /><font size=1><a href="http://view.break.com/409333">http://view.break.com/409333</a> &#8211; Watch more <a href="http://www.break.com/">free videos</a></font><br />
<!-- technorati tags start -->
<p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;">Technorati Tags: <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/car accident" rel="tag">car accident</a></p>
<p><!-- technorati tags end --></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://swollen.net/2007/12/13/car-accident-on-live-tv/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Faggots: The Other White Meat</title>
		<link>http://swollen.net/2007/11/16/faggots-the-other-white-meat/</link>
		<comments>http://swollen.net/2007/11/16/faggots-the-other-white-meat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 16:49:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://swollen.net/2007/11/16/faggots-the-other-white-meat/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lunchtime? Hungry? Then tuck in to a nice plate of Mr. Brain&#8217;s Pork Faggots (they&#8217;re in a rich West Country sauce, how can you resist?). Actually, these unfortunately named faggots are just pork meatballs in the UK, and from what I&#8217;ve read, quite good.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://swollen.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/porkfaggots.jpg" alt="porkfaggots.jpg" /></p>
<p>Lunchtime? Hungry? Then tuck in to a nice plate of Mr. Brain&#8217;s Pork Faggots (they&#8217;re in a rich West Country sauce, how can you resist?). Actually, these unfortunately named faggots are just pork meatballs in the UK, and from what I&#8217;ve <a href="http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/mr-brains-2-faggots-in-rich-sauce/1013985/" title="Faggots" target="_blank">read</a>, quite good.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://swollen.net/2007/11/16/faggots-the-other-white-meat/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Gabe and Max&#8217;s Internet Thing</title>
		<link>http://swollen.net/2007/10/17/gabe-and-maxs-internet-thing/</link>
		<comments>http://swollen.net/2007/10/17/gabe-and-maxs-internet-thing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://swollen.net/2007/10/17/gabe-and-maxs-internet-thing/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Your first three emails are FREE!! Technorati Tags: gabe and max, internet, infomercial]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Your first three emails are FREE!!<br />
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PPsUmhqncAg"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PPsUmhqncAg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />
<!-- technorati tags start -->
<p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;">Technorati Tags: <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gabe and max" rel="tag">gabe and max</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/internet" rel="tag">internet</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/infomercial" rel="tag">infomercial</a></p>
<p><!-- technorati tags end --></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://swollen.net/2007/10/17/gabe-and-maxs-internet-thing/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Stacy Hedger, Star Wars Trumpet Girl</title>
		<link>http://swollen.net/2007/10/17/stacy-hedger-star-wars-trumpet-girl/</link>
		<comments>http://swollen.net/2007/10/17/stacy-hedger-star-wars-trumpet-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://swollen.net/2007/10/17/stacy-hedger-star-wars-trumpet-girl/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Technorati Tags: trumpet, star wars]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wffwg7pA0t8"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Wffwg7pA0t8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br />
<!-- technorati tags start -->
<p style="text-align:right;font-size:10px;">Technorati Tags: <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/trumpet" rel="tag">trumpet</a>, <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/star wars" rel="tag">star wars</a></p>
<p><!-- technorati tags end --></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://swollen.net/2007/10/17/stacy-hedger-star-wars-trumpet-girl/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
