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		<title>Instant Oil Spill!</title>
		<link>http://swollen.net/2010/07/01/instant-oil-spill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 17:45:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Create an instant oil spill an any website! That&#8217;s right, now you can have all the same disregard for the environment (albeit virtual) that big oil does everyday! Why should they get to have all the fun? Simply enter the web address of the site you&#8217;d like to contaminate and watch the spill happen.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Create an <a title="Instant Oil Spill" href="http://instantoilspill.com" target="_blank">instant oil spill an any website</a>!</strong><br />
That&#8217;s right, now you can have all the same disregard for the environment (albeit virtual) that big oil does everyday! Why should they get to have all the fun?<br />
Simply enter the web address of the site you&#8217;d like to contaminate and watch the spill happen.<br />
<a href="http://instantoilspill.com"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-344" title="BP-GULF-OIL-SPILL" src="http://swollen.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/BP-GULF-OIL-SPILL.jpg" alt="Instant Oil Spill!" width="500" height="323" /></a></p>
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		<title>STFU, Marrieds.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 23:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[“Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence.” STFU, Marrieds]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“Married couples on Facebook with their inane status updates and wall posts are the bane of my internet existence.”<br />
<a href="http://stfumarrieds.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">STFU, Marrieds</a></p>
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