WE LOVE WODKA (Hamptons Quality, Newark Pricing)
Posted July 29, 2010 
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Super Realistic Human Masks
Posted July 10, 2010 Comments(0) SPFXMasks.com produces these super-realistic silicone human masks. Perfect for your next prank (or bank heist).
Mmmm, Canned Unicorn Meat (The Other White Meat)
Posted June 21, 2010 Comments(0) 
Caviar is so 1980s. Unicorn is the sparkling, crunchy, savory meat of today’s elite. Unicorn Meat is an excellent source of sprinkles – There’s magic is every bite!
Russian Album Covers
Posted July 5, 2009 Comments(0) English Russia presents a collection of Soviet Russian album covers.
Safety Shoes for Prostitutes
Posted November 30, 2006 Comments(0) 
The Aphrodite platform shoe is a high-tech shoe for prostitutes. To deal with the safety concerns associated with the job, the shoe comes with a piercing loud alarm system and a GPS receiver. It also comes with a emergency button that relays both the prostitute’s location and a silent alarm signal to public emergency services. A prototype of the shoe will come with an integrated LCD screen, speakers, Internet connection and GPS tracking system.
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Hot Breakfast Links for Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Posted November 14, 2006 Comments(0) • How to make the perfect fruit salad and get laid.
• Odd bathrooms from around the world.
• Dad is beaming because he just brought home his dream car, a 2007 Mustang price tag $50,000. After drooling over the car in the driveway for a few minutes his 14 year old son asks to park it in the garage. What could go wrong?
• Sorry, Gottta Go! Pre-recorded sounds to use when you gotta get off the phone…
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The Business Bib
Posted October 17, 2006 Comments(0) 
The Businessbib allows you to look perfectly put-together in a fraction of the time it takes to boot your computer. You can work from home in your underwear while presenting a polished appearance to the people that matter most. Using a simple abbreviated design of the traditional business suit eliminates the time and effort that goes into primping for more formal meetings. It frees your time and allows you to continue uninterrupted with your casual lifestyle. (If you want sleeves, go out and buy a suit.)
Technorati Tags: business bib, telecommuter, teleconference, videoconferencing
Keep Your Greasy Hands Offa My Bacon Wallet
Posted September 11, 2006 Comments(0) 
Put some meat into your pocket with one of these intriguing bacon wallets! You thought people looked at you weird before? Wait until you see the looks you get from pulling a wad of bacon out of your jeans.
